Tbh I want to write the last text message because if I’m the last one and I’m left hanging, I feel so vulnerable and I go into a downward emotional spiral for no reason and it ruins my whole day. Jk jk. But rlly tho.
I found dentures a block from my house. After kicking them over, I grew attached to this upper set of teeth. Turns out they belong to the drunken downstairs neighbor and my parents insist on me giving them back. #WhyCan’tIHaveNiceThings?